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Contact me http://www.seasonedcurlyfries.net/ask</description><title>Seasoned Curly Fries</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @seasonedcurlyfries)</generator><link>http://www.seasonedcurlyfries.net/</link><item><title>This is what happens when I’m bored</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/20220971" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is what happens when I’m bored&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.seasonedcurlyfries.net/post/3433011304</link><guid>http://www.seasonedcurlyfries.net/post/3433011304</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2011 18:27:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>And here I thought I was the only person who got a boner around...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4e0c5Ln6u1qai0ino1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;And here I thought I was the only person who got a boner around cookies!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.seasonedcurlyfries.net/post/723352855</link><guid>http://www.seasonedcurlyfries.net/post/723352855</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 19:09:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Yet another reason to drink to tea</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/12750914" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yet another reason to drink to tea&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.seasonedcurlyfries.net/post/723348973</link><guid>http://www.seasonedcurlyfries.net/post/723348973</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 19:08:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Better get there quick before that one DVD is sold!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4e08jW3rO1qai0ino1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Better get there quick before that one DVD is 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We would have beautiful children together</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw9b8hfhkv1qai0ino1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;And I heart ingenuity! We would have beautiful children together&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.seasonedcurlyfries.net/post/334650684</link><guid>http://www.seasonedcurlyfries.net/post/334650684</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 16:48:00 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

